The Hungy Man!

See there was this guy who was so hungry that if we were to classify him with animal characteristics, the first thing to notice is that he was the most starving creature on earth, never has there been such a creature to break it's record, apart from that he was also controlled by his hunger.

The mystery that even the aliens scratch their little grey heads on is that he had some kind of EHP (Extra-Hunger Perception), meaning he has an ability to locate where there is a party, However don't be fooled by this because it's unpredictable, only happens once in a while.

He managed to locate where the next party is, When he was at the entry door the guards look at him straight in the eyes and said " you are pretty early i didn't know the show is suppose to start early but i will let you in nice outfit by the way" So by he managed to get in the party.

With his instincts it wasn't hard for him to locate where the table was in on it there was stakes, deserts, salad and every delicious and tasty food that you can ever think of... and there was a big SIGN written in big capital letters saying "...RESERVED ..." But sometimes rules are meant to be broken besides the man never went to school so at least he will have an excuse for that his own personal philosophy was "...ignorance has no excuse.'

After using all his cultural, philosophy, strength, knowledge and skill he came up with conclusion and said this to himself "...Well I have lived all these days sadly , and never enjoyed any moment in my life. Stealing to survive, sleeping in streets and in sewage, being chased out in places like a lonely Rat, I can't remember the last time when my stomach was full and never been happy i do not even understand the term happiness means. .... So I will make a feast for my self today and I will eat as much as I can no matter what happens even if they will kill me, I will die in 'Honor' because they will end up all my troubles and misery and luckily enough I will die when my stomach is full of food the 'worms' will be parting and thank me.."

So he decided to start digging in,he took a piece for himself and went on drinking he tries every type of dishes that he could ever tasty, finally his life long dream manifested into reality, only one thing was certain in his mind 'Dreams do come true'.

...On his way to get full the guest of honor came up and saw him getting involved intimately  with the food without regret, He said "look! this man is eating our food call security and we will arrest him for what he has done"..... the man was still chewing his food in his mouth so he could not say anything, but in his mind the knew whatever comes next! it doesn't matter anymore.

....then suddenly an angel of God appeared to them in form of a Doctor, (who was a psychiatrist and previously saw him searching for his spoon in the garbage dump 'talking to himself' and he concluded that the " hungry man" was insane and when he saw him doing this he approved his theory that the man is totally a lunatic")
so he shouted to the crowd "..Stop! don't do hurt this guy crying out loud " ... he is insane leave him alone ..". with confidence... all the security guards stopped because they believed the psychiatrist.

... all the women in the crowd felt sorry for him and they gave him money and more food to eat, and they comforted him to walk out .... And took him to the mental institution with unclassified insanity, in there he had free food and shelter ..in his mind he was in heaven.
....so the man lived happily ever after...